Daddy has socks on his ears.

IMG_3154, originally uploaded by AnnLasko.

According to family lore, my first sentence was "Daddy's glasses keep hes (sic) eyes warm."

Clearly, Lily appreciates her Daddy's ear apparel!

She doesn't want it...

MVI_3195, originally uploaded by AnnLasko.

What part of "No" don't you understand?